Open letter to The Nasty Ass Weasel Central Employee Who Used The Loo Before Me

Dear NAWCEWUTLBM,

You are sick. Very sick. Cause dude, if you're gonna fuckin' pee on the seat, at the very least aim for even coverage. No one enjoys walking into the one free stall only to find out that someone's done a Jackson Pollock and mucked up the seat. And dude? No wadded up toilet paper bits, either. That shit ain't pretty.

Big fuck you to you.

Kissies,
Ren